Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Zach Wamp's Standard Crappy Website For Tennessee



So if you read my profile I want to be a political Internet Historian. I became obsessed with politicians and how they ran their online campaigns last year. I am really agnostic when it comes to party affiliation but was super impressed just like others as to how Obama used Technology. I actually volunteered for both the McCain and Obama campaign so I could see how they used technology.

I started to look at every political website I could find and its funny how certain design features are common across the board. Its just a matter of how ridiculous the politician make himself look. It never ceases to amaze me about how dense these old guys can be when it comes to this stuff.

At my roommates request that i do something with my life this blog will be my observations as to how absurd Political American Websites Can be hopefully this wont fade out after a week.

Please post comments so I know some one is reading.


In that spirit my attention turns to the distinguished gentlemen from Tennessee- Zach Wamp who was recently quoted as saying about Rush "Frankly, we need to listen more to the people back home, and not so much just the voices out there. There's not much difference between entertainment and journalism on some fronts."

I hope this blog turns in to History/ Entertainment

So it turns out Zach wants to be Governor of Tennessee which is cool but what is even better is how hot his daughter is wozzers!!!! Great taste in clothes too nice pockets. http://thehill.com/cover-stories/50-most-beautiful-people-on-capitol-hill-2008---40-more-2008-07-29_2.htmlhill.com/cover-stories/50-most-beautiful-people-on-capitol-hill-2008---40-more-2008-07-29_2.html



What funny is apparently she didn't comply with every whsh of here father so Rep Wamp took the hinges off the door taking any sort of privacy away from her. That's one way to put down a rebellion. I wonder what he would have done with the founding fathers- maybe quarter soliders.


Whats funny is how unattractive he looks on his website. Zach Wamp is actually an attractive guy dont forget he responsible for half of his daughters DNA.


He should have hired a professional photographer rather than the guy at WalMart to take some better photos. I like the one where we get a chance to meet Zach and his gut is out with a Sports Coat. All the people are waiting behind a velvet rope. Here Comes Emperor Zach a man of the House; Imperial and Casual all are lucky to meet him. http://www.zachwamp.com/www/docs/1/about-zach-wamp

Your from Tennessee man hang out with some okales drink moonshine don't look like a big time oil executive or some one who wants to rule the world http://www.zachwamp.com/www/docs/2/zach-wamp-on-issues

The worst is the website design. I know they say people in Tennessee are not that sophisticated but for goodness sake it is as if some 4th grader learned some CMS tools, photo shop and html and decided to open a web design company.


Although what do I know I am using Blooger.com

It gets better because the guy who decided to design this piece of shit advertised his company on the front of the site. Its a company called SiteNow from Williams Web.

Here's a hint Zach if the company you work with has a piece of shit website chances are you will have a piece of shit website. Chattanooga is not where the best web designers come from. But after all the websites I have archived this is par for the course for republicans. The design looks like something from 3 years ago.


I don't know why the GOP Candidates have such bad sites. The one good thing is the volunteer form much better than what I normally see. The only problem is they link it twice once for Volunteer and Email Updates. Also the first option to Volunteer for the Future Gov of Tennessee belongs to Alaska.


The way the content is laid out is so screwy and the pages are way too long.
Check it out for yourself.... http://www.zachwamp.com/www

William Smalls
PS look how screwy they named the link it doesn't even say / Home

1 comment:

  1. Idea: Write your blog posts in Microsoft Word, run spelling and grammar checker, fix the items that need fixing, and *then* post to your blog. It can't hurt.

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